code:

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

I like my tea very much the way I like it, thank you very much.

"I dream of my days as a desert farmer, living my life on the fat of the sand."

Apr 20

ephemerayla:

monsters-inked:

THESE ARE SO COOL! LOOK AT DRACO ASDFGHKJJL’AS

CAN WE HAVE THIS AU INSTEAD OF THE SECOND HALF OF BOOK 7

BECAUSE I MEAN

Ginny Weasley is a “person of interest in Salazar Opera House arson and bombing.” HOLY SHIT CAN I READ THAT

(via smelborg)


(via twentyin1979)


brighterandwiderthansnow:

Buenos Aires 2013

brighterandwiderthansnow:

Buenos Aires 2013


hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

(via pretty-boys-make-graves)


Apr 19

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(via pretty-boys-make-graves)


getsherlock:

if the pilot episode was really the first episode, then i think they would’ve opened up the second episode with sherlock in his bed, writing ‘mr. sherlock watson’ in his lil journal over and over again

(via officialtribble)


whos-that-little-old-fandom:

but mom the Beatles didn’t go to college

(via norwegianwoods)


221b-sherlock:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH TESCO

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE

(via albus-bumblebee)


consolecadet:

if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style

I would not fuck you in a box

I would not fuck you wearing socks

I would not fuck you here or there

I would not fuck you anywhere

(via lomisthesamverse)


farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

(via whoseimpalaisitanyway)



the-prettyvisitor:

u can tell a lot about a person by which of alex’s haircuts they prefer

(via fumi-sky)


artgods:

People, walking

artgods:

People, walking

(via fumi-sky)


egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via illogicalmysterytour)


thelightthatneverevergoesout:

mlle-paula-oliveira:

Unlovable - The Smiths

I want more of these smiths charts

thelightthatneverevergoesout:

mlle-paula-oliveira:

Unlovable - The Smiths

I want more of these smiths charts

(via charlotte-it-was-really-nothing)


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